March 6, 2014
Police reports a brutal beating occurred between two rival gangs in downtown Los Angeles. Witnesses say they saw the Lakers repeatedly take blows to the face by their rival gang the Clippers.
Anonymous witness, “Man, blow after blow, they just took it! They were powerless man, defenseless! I’ve never seen this gang take a beating like that before. It was hard to watch.”
So-called “friend” of the Lakers gang D’Antoni and Mitch were said to be seen near the incident and didn’t help at all.
Gang leaders Paul and Griffin of the Clippers are still loose within the city targeting their next victim. Police say they are armed with a bright orange ball and dangerous. If you see them don’t approach them and call 911 right away.